bestmiaou @xavin@fediverse.xavin.net

pronouncing the meow in homeowner

person: i can't believe my partner didn't tell me/won't talk to me about this trauma they went through. we're supposed to be honest with each other!!
me: tv has tricked you into thinking you have unimpeded right to your partner in their entirety and it's incredibly entitled and potentially dangerous for you to believe discussing traumatic events would Definitively be healing for ur partner and by being angry at them ur actively making it more dangerous. thank's

my gender is the set of all genders that do not contain themself

and this, my friends, is what gamers would call a pro gamer move

Speedpainting 15012021.
https://www.deviantart.com/sylviaritter/art/Speedpainting-15012021-867171230 #art #speedpainting #mastoart

it boggles my mind that we don't have a public option for high speed wireless connectivity. We should have agreements and accessible licenses for various spectrum, but I should be able to just connect up to the local wireless tower and serve and receive content.

hott take: "all women are queens" and "if she breathes, she's a thot" are not mutually exclusive,, queen and thot is a false dichotomy

sea shanties becoming heavily popular 10 months into a pandemic where we are all stuck inside and worried as fuck and things are dangerous and we all wanna engage in cathartic group activities meant to pass the time til u get to ur land loves once more is very much exactly on brand for sea shantiea

What do you do with a drunken sailor? Hold their hair back, comfort them

Disappointed that I've seen a ton of fantasy stories with sky pirates, but none of them have included sky shanties

kobolds be like:

shirts that when u stick ur arms up ppl can see it tummy boost if u agree

I finished the opsec guide!

i could do work but i could also fantasize about a gay lover