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everyone wants to give lesbians a sword, but too few are asking which sword is the correct one, aesthetically and tactically, for the lesbian I care about

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Under socialism, when you go to the cinema, instead of commercials there will be PSAs and funny animal videos that people sent in before the film

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if your cat often bothers you at your computer and walks all over your keyboard, it's because they're trying to join you and do what you're doing. It's a sign of affection! One way to mitigate disruption without pushing away your cat is by buying your cat their own laptop and plugging it in next to yours. make sure the laptop has wifi, a VPN, and access to the darkweb

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US capitalist hellscape, Vietnam 

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catpeople on the internet are like real cats in the sense that they will follow you if you're nice to them and pet them

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acab 

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Under communism it will be Our chemical romance

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I love when situations arise that could have easily been prevented by proper oversight, regulation and just an ounce of giving a shit about people force me to learn about organizations I could have gone my whole life without ever knowing they exist if not for their colossal, murderous fuckups.

So hats off to you ERCOT.

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